All my work!
on April 24, 2018 at 12:01 amChapter: "The Best I Could Do"
Location: Transparent Steel Chamber
That’s like #2 of things to not ever say to Dina.
#1 would have to also invoke dinosaurs.
That’s like #2 of things to not ever say to Dina.
#1 would have to also invoke dinosaurs.
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SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
also sharp, raptor-like fingernails
M U R D E R.
Huh, one of the Britjas has a name (Nigel) in the tags. I’m sure that fact will be of no importance, and he will serve the narrative in a manner exactly identical to all the other Britjas. No big, dramatic scene coming up here. Certainly no payoff to the foreshadowing of the explosion-proof glass God knows how long ago.
“It’s just a bunch of Science.” Ok if you view science the same way are current Administration does twords environmental research, you know your in the wrong.
oh god oh no please oh no dina oh please oh no oh god oh god oh why god oh no willis please no
Too late, history has already been written, at least we get Dina back at the end of Shortpacked.
It’s cool, along the way she dimensionally intersected with the past such that a burst of static causes Danny’s 90s phone (which he didn’t actually have, but he was so drunk off of like 1 beer that he thought he had such a phone) to somehow run Pokemon Go (even though Danny had very little idea what Pokemon was at the time) which also didn’t exist yet in Dina’s time, and this bank shot resulted in a split timeline in which Ruth lets Danny get hit by a truck and then in an even more unrelated timeline, Ukulele Danny plays a sad song inspired by a psychic echo of these events. And that badly-played amateur Ukulele song echoes such that all copies of Head Alien in the multiverse heard it in the back of their heads for eternity. It also causes Professor Doc’s Taco Bell leftovers in SEMME’s only fridge to go stale more quickly.
“It’ll be as easy as that time we jumped into our time traveling spaceship and rerouted that asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. You better feel grateful that you can’t remember the world when we had to constantly worry about ending up under a brachiosaurus’ feet.”
Yeah that was definitely the wrong thing to say to Dina.
Don’t ever question science to Dina.
“She was the bravest woman that I had ever met.”
— Michael Warner
“Sure, go ahead. Blow it up.”
[aside]”Like we don’t have offsite backups.”[/aside]
They mentioned in the previous strip that Team Delta had already taken care of the offsite backups, though.
WRONG ANSWER!
Here’s a sentence:
“You know, Dina, if the Creationists are right, you only missed dinosaurs by a few thousand years.”