That’s right, we’re in Full-Page Sunday Style Action Strips mode, so y’all folks that were in a hissy about the Explosion Sunday can suck it!
Anyway, Joyce is alive, surprise.
I do remember musing very briefly, during the middle of It’s Walky!, following killing off some other major characters…. CAN I kill Joyce? Is that a thing I can do? At the time, I’d created her only, like, seven years ago, which is a friggin’ tiny blip on my life’s timescale at this point. (Even friggin’ DOROTHY is 15 years old now, and I still think of her as “new.”) But the very idea made me feel ill. I was way too attached to her already, so incredibly quickly. I don’t think I could do it. Way too important to my brain.
anyway, RIP Joystick, I guess
you were super integral to this final battle
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Sure, kidnap the humans
DESTROY the machine!
Meanwhile, every subscriber to Slipshine is wondering how much we’d have to bribe Willis to redraw panel 1, but without the clothing.
Really? That isn’t exactly the sexiest pose ever.
If I was gonna bribe Willis for Joyce porn, I have dozens of better ideas than that.
Are you trying to imply that firing a massive gun while free-falling amidst the wreckage of the alien spacecraft you just destroyed isn’t sexy?
No, I’m stating outright that the pose above is not sexy. It looks like she’s at the GYN-OB for an exam and there’s an oddly placed fan messing up her hair.
Also, nude “pin-ups” don’t really do it for me. I prefer my porn to be hardcore rather than softcore.
This wasn’t an entirely serious request. The main jokey reason is: how many Joyce poses are there that afford a full-on crotch shot?
Oh, I got the original semi-joke. Which is why I replied in kind with a semi-joke.
Or should I say SEMME joke?
**dodges tomatoes from the audience**
Doesn’t Joyce still have her jetpack? Or can she not operate it while holding that huge gun?
Martians are faster.
Hey, I was kinda right yesterday!
…..Joyce-stick
Somebody’s got to save Joyce.