Ah can’t believe Ah’m flying aliens ta the Bermuda Triangle
on October 18, 2015 at 12:01 amChapter: It's Walky!/Melonpool Crossover
Characters: David Walkerton, Jalea Bates, Joyce Brown, Mayberry Melonpool, Ralphie Zinobop, Sal Walters
Location: SEMME shuttlecraft flying somewhere
Let the Ralphie/Sal shipping begin.
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Guess we know what Sal’s kink is now.
Poor girl, this is a terrible storyline to go for tall
I had to pronounce it like seven different ways before I got the “Jalea Bates” pun.
I don’t get it 😐
I think the joke is a play on “jailbait”.
Since the archives for Melonpool are offline I guess this spoiler is harmless:
Jalna Bates is a C-3PO class ‘droid called J-LB8. She learned to sing and cot reconfigured to be a hot young singer by, I think, Ralphie.
This is pre-Phantom Menace retconning where C-3PO became the product of a hormonal lay-frustrated Anakin Skywalker.
F’ing autocorrect. That’s “Jalea”
gonna “well, actually” you
Ralph discovered the MALE J-LB8 was missing a number of parts, so he made the robot a FEMALE, giving “her” a human covering as a disguise. Mayberry discovered, while she would emulate songs she heard, it was in her own voice, and he suggested she could be a pop star. Ralph got dollar signs in his eyes, and the rest is… retconned… oh well.
Was Anakin even pubescent yet at that point??
No wait, don’t answer that.
the english langauge is weird.
How have you been pronouncing it? I always read it as jah-LEE-ah bAt-ss (I don’t know the HTML for the long a symbol). So what’s the pun?
That’s right.
Oh good. That’s how I pronounced it too.
… I’m still concerned that I never got the pun before reading about it here, despite pronouncing it the way that makes it most obvious in my head.
You misspelled “beating”
OTP
Hope you like knuckle sandwitches.
Indeed a very weird sandwich:Sal is the beef,Ralphie is the salad and the fist must be the spice.Now,who would be the bread?
Salphie forever
… Somewhere in the Walky multiverse, there is a universe where this actually worked out and it probably produced a weird alt-universe future kid.
Maybe I’ll use that in the new universe.
People are going to hate me for this, but I’m glad Willis moved beyond aliens/robots/secret agencies/the rest of that sci-fi schtick to create the Dumbiverse.
Don’t hate you but I disagree.
Yeah. Especially right now, it would be nice to have SEMME around for a dramatic rescue mission.
He can’t be worst than Danny.
I really love how Joyce looks in this crossover.