teeth whitening strips
on October 20, 2019 at 12:01 amChapter: Toe to Toe
Characters: David Walkerton, Joyce Brown
Location: department store, Joyce and Walky's apartment
yeah the gel on those whitening strips tasted like death
yeah the gel on those whitening strips tasted like death
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my hubby likes to call default cold medicine flavour “green death”
white teeth are just harder to keep clean anyway
Yup. I remember those things. Used them before our wedding.
I swear this was the second time this joke was played… It’s also a probability that this was ingrained in my head after the belly laugh it gave me the first time around.
And, because Whitening Gel Supreme was still not powerful enough, Walky bought a few dozen packages of each, and mixed it all together in his X-TREEEM mug at home. You can see the results.
(…so can all of New York, for that matter…)
I’ve never bothered with that teeth whitening stuff. I figure as long as I don’t have any cavities I’m fine.
The US beauty industry has very successfully convinced everyone that White Teeth = Healthy.
I had the generic strips. They didn’t stay put as well as the name brand ones, and I didn’t see any results.
Pro-tip: be very dark-skinned. Your teeth look quite white by comparison 😊
Warning: do not smile in direct sunlight.
That brightness of his teeth puts the sun to shame.
If Joyce uses those things, she’ll blind half of the globe.
It will be as though a star went supernova