Orange-colored toothpaste
on December 22, 2019 at 1:01 amChapter: What If...? Walky Went To College
Characters: Joyce Brown, Sal Walters
Location: Joyce and Walky's apartment
I can’t remember why orange-colored toothpaste was a thing. But it was orange! And so I bought it.
Also you’d think hyperpowerful folks who can lift cars would have gums that bleed less but okay
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Orange-colored, why not.
Orange flavored, WHY.
Because mint is a blight on the planet, so any flavor other than mint is an improvement. Sadly Crest stopped making orange/citrus flavored and I am currently on my last tube of the stuff.
Do they still make cinnamon flavored toothpaste?
I’m just annoyed because Crest changed their lineup again, and I can’t find the white “cool mint” stuff I’ve been getting for 15+ years.
I hope they are, just maybe hidden in specialty shops and dollar stores.
Some quick search did give me double whiplash
I think they do? I’m not sure how useful it is for me though since my understanding is that it is more of “mint flavored with a hint of cinnamon” than non-mint flavored.
Has there been any indication that disease resistance is one of their hyperpowerful traits? Cause the bleedy gum thing is due to bacteria. If their immune systems are normal, then they’d be just as likely as anyone else to have that issue.
On the other hand, if there IS something about them not getting sick… then yeah, Sal’s gums shouldn’t be bleeding.
Bleeding gums care not for Martian genetics. They will strike without prejudice, without warning.
I mean, bacteria are famous for taking an especially-heavy toll on Martians…
The martians that invaded them probably had that covered since some of their brethren lived on Earth before they were wiped out.
Maybe Sal brushes too hard? I don’t know.
Super-strong arms. Gums, not so much.
Head Alien does shotty work when it comes to genetic augmentations.
After seeing Sal avoid calling Walky that for years upon years in DoA, it’s weird to see her do it now in these reruns.
Here she was never a Walkerton, which explains why.
Floss your goddamn teeth Sal
If not for your gums then for the people you care about who have to smell your breath
Sal will regret this after a panic-stricken Joyce has dragged her to the dentist’s office!