This was the exact reasoning behind Jason getting the final blow here. He’s never gotten to kill a Head Alien before! It’s always the Walkertons.
This was the exact reasoning behind Jason getting the final blow here. He’s never gotten to kill a Head Alien before! It’s always the Walkertons.
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now *I* want to kill a Head Alien!
Someone needs to make a Head Alien stress doll. With detachable limbs, waist and collapsible helmet that fits multiple swappable faceplates.
Oh, and a Drama Tag™ as one of the included accessories.
There’s apparently plenty of them to go around.
Said in a Veruca Salt voice…
People who deserve to kill a Head Alien now that Sal, Walky, and Jason have all had their turns:
– Joyce (self-explanatory)
– Tony (yeah, I know, he’s dead, but if anyone deserves that shot, it’s him)
– Ultra-Car (let her RAGE)
– Amber (specifically, Dumbingverse Amber, whenever Willis finally gives into his Head Alien-loving urges and brings Head Alien’s invasion there.)
– Beef (the Other Walkerton Sibling. Complete the set!)
– Soggies (to battle for true Earth Supremacy)
I do feel like it’s weird Jason gets a crack at it before Joyce, honestly.
Honestly, same. You weren’t even repeatedly abducted and experimented on, Jason! You don’t have a psychological shutdown built into you when you’re duct-taped! He’s never manipulated you into erasing your own memories, or plotted to kill you at your own wedding by manipulating and then augmenting your fiance’s middle school ex! Sure, Joyce is out of commission right now, but still. She had dibs.
Dina.
Literally every abductee, if we’re being honest here. They should just find an extra resurrection chamber that continually revives HA so everyone can have a turn. Is this an efficient use of the technology, no, but it is the BEST USE of the technology. And hey, I know this one toy store out in California that has an opening…
I’d also probably say Monkey Master, but deep in his heart he knows he will never truly turn on Head Alien.
Hey, you still got the assist! That’s not nothing.
You get a Head Alien! You get a Head Alien! You get a Head Alien!
…I just remembered that we never saw what happened to Dorothy after HAII began that whole augmentation process on her.
I’m getting a feeling this ain’t over yet.
He was due.
He’s full of hot air anyway.
Wow Jason, kinda corpse humour when Walky’s possibly dead right there.
So HAII is dead then. Kinda disappointed we don’t get to see what his face looks like without the helmet.
F in chat for HAII.
Head Alien smoke. Don’t breathe this!
Wait. If Sal and Walky both got to kill an Head Alien before, why is this one tagged II and not III? *a little confused*
When Walky killed the Head Alien, he got Martian Resurrection Chamber’d – so Sal and Walky killed the same individual, just at different times.
(Incidentally, this is why late-It’s Walky!-Head Alien had his claw hand on the other side from early It’s Walky! – for unknown reasons, the Martian Resurrection Chambers mirror one’s body on the horizontal axis.