Here is the last page of redrawn stuff that I did in 2005. I had started drawing the next page, penciling it and everything, but… well, here’s how I worked: I would draw the page downstairs on the couch, minus dialog, but keeping the dialog in my head, and then I’d go upstairs, scan it in, and then dialog the thing. I’d come up with a new really funny interaction between the Head Alien and his little guys. ….but then I forgot it. I totally forgot it. I got busy or something in between drawing the strip and going upstairs to scan it — like, I’d gone to a convention or something, who knows — and I totally forgot the dialog. And the dialog was really good! I just needed to remember what it was!
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anyway ten years later i’m all ‘fuck it’ and just plunging ahead anyway
NEW STUFF I DREW THIS YEAR STARTS TOMORROW
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TRIANGLE JUMP
Ha ha, Sonic Heroes reference.
SHIT!
ROCK!
EUH!
Here we go!
Leave it to me!
Got it!
WE’LL SHOW YOU THE REAL SUPERPOWER OF TEAMWORK!
Blah bluh blah BLAH bluh bluh BLAH bhablahlabl
SONIC HEROEESSSSS
I can see it now, Walky is sonic, Joyce is tails, and well Jason doesn’t look like much of a brawler but guess he could be knuckles…then again we could compare them to team shadow since Joyce doesn’t have her memory so she could shadow.
Knuckles did have projectile attacks in Sonic Heroes, though, if you count Sonic and Tails as projectiles, and Jason has a gun, so I guess it kinda works?
*pushes glasses up nose*
UM, EXCUSE ME BUT IT’S TRIANGLE DIVE.
*accidentally pushes glasses into eyeballs*
“See? Check this out. Totes innocuous.”
“That’s Jason ejaculating down Walky’s throat as Walky swallows his entire body whole.”
“So it is. Well played, Walky.”
And then they all burned to death the end. On to Shortpacked!…?
That was always jarring when the old archives went from this page to the old version of this page… TOMORROW CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH D=
[except for the whole “day off for Labor Day that I will thorougly enjoy as a break from going to a shitty job that at least pays money” thing I GUESS]
Yesterday’s page: going down.
Today’s page: going down in flames.
Liar, liar, everyone’s on fire.
Good to see that Head Alien is continuing the long standing tradition of assuming the heroes are dead without actually making sure.
Yes because that’s worked out for so many other Gillian’s like, The Shredder(2002) or eggman or Slade(Death stroke) OR Freeza these mistakes never came back to bite them in the ass.
To be fair, SEMME agents drop like flies. He just doesn’t know these are the main characters yet.
That kind of tradition is very important to H.A.
Always noted that myself Masterofpuppets…’they’re dead boss”. “Good”. Walk away.
Right up there with: ‘tell me how you did it HA”, and HA does…for the next half hour, giving rest of Semme team chance to arrive and slaughter HA minions. (substitute Batman and Joker, etc etc.)
Thoufh they are blasting them with a giant laser weapon, it’d be somewhat hard to check for a body if it was supposed to eb disintegrated.
How soon are we back to 7 days a week, then?
When I’m done drawing new IW! pages. Got too much stuff to draw!
Eat your heart out, Iron Man 3, you didn’t set the entire rescue ring on fire.
That is the funniest reason for delaying a comic by nine years that I’ve ever heard.