Just a day in the life of the Walkyverse, really. You should be used to this, Joe.
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Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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Is this your idea of a JOKE?
on July 5, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: Alternate D.J. Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Danny and Billie's house
You don’t get points for seeing this coming, future boy!!! (yes, alternate universe, but) goddamn everyone stop fighting over danny
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Is this some first wife you didn’t mention?
on July 4, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Location: Danny and Billie's house
Yeah, you’ll notice earlier that D.J.’s description of his parents’ relationship coulda described either Danny/Billie or a potential Danny/Sal. And also I probably woulda mentioned in the commentary that both his parents are bi, not just Danny, if the other […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This kid looks exactly like you.
on July 3, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Location: Danny and Billie's house
and oddly enough he looks nothing like me
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Billie? Sweetheart?
on July 2, 2020 at 12:01 amChapter: The Prodigal Son
Characters: Danny Wilcox, Jennifer Billingsworth
Location: Danny and Billie's house
My favorite punchlines are where the absurd perfectly meets the mundane. This is pretty up there.
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One of Danny’s longest-enduring character quirks since I made him up in elementary school is that he faints a lot. Here’s more fainting! …has he fainted at all in Dumbing of Age? I can’t recall. Am I dropping the ball […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This was written in 2007, which means at this point Danny had two years to kick-ass up, but I guess Ultra Car having already moved over to Shortpacked! earlier in the year indicates Danny’s fighting Monkey Master on his own now! Whoops!
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Teenage D.J. was like, “yeah, okay, het romances are garbage.” Well, joke’s on you, kid, your dad’s bi, and he’d have that same relationship dynamic with anybody!!!
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shut up danny you know you’ve got like a five dollar bill somewhere
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IT’S YOUR KIDS, MARTY! Anyway, yeah, I think that response is proportional. Like, what the hell, stranger. (Remember when I moved that Billie strip from a few strips back to yesterday? Well, you see, this strip just DOES NOT WORK […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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