It’s not really that Danny isn’t good at holding grudges, it’s more that holding grudges takes a lot of work and he’s lazy.
Here is the joke I mentioned earlier. I don’t think Billie’s supposed to look so nervous at seeing Sarah. It’s just supposed to be genuine excitement, because Sarah’s awesome, but something about the way I drew her face instead screams […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I tried to recall what Dan Quayle looked like, and all my brain could conjure up was Kenneth Parcell.
It puts the diploma in its hand or it gets the hose again.
I was about to make a joke, but then I remembered my joke was an actual punchline a little later on, so.
Y’know, Billie brings some good points. Danny brings a kinda-botched punchline.
To be fair, Danny, it IS Mary. I mean, c’mon.
That’s right, “Is A Song Forever?” is about Mary being… nice now? And trying to genuinely make amends? Man, that’s just weird. What fever dream is this.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let me let you folks in on a secret: When I wrote this, I was still pretty damned conservative. I know! Surprise! And as generally included within the Conservative Beliefs Bundle, I was still kinda pretty strongly […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At first for yesterday’s comments I had written “OH SHIT IT’S MARY, ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT” and then I remembered where this was going and backspaced the shit out of that.
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