No, it’s RACHEL JACKSON!  Who I guess has been an Alien in Alan Rees-like human disguise for an unspecified amount of time!  WHY???!  I don’t know, at some point at the beginning of all this, I thought I needed a surprise or something, in the same way Head Alien here expects there to be one?  And Rachel was, like, the most important character I thought I could mess with in this way and not get people mad at me.   I just thought I needed some pathos, y’know?

I, uh, of course, would very visibly try to resolve this better later, after some regrets, but we’ll get to that eventually.

anyway she’s been tagged as simply “Rachel” (no Jackson) since the swap occurred, and now I can rename that tag to something more appropriate like FAKE RACHEL or whatever