1. Ha ha, suck it up, Walky, you’re “Walky,” now and forever.
  2. HEY LOOK, IT’S DANNY, DOES EVERYONE NOTICE THE DANNY, IT’S IMPORTANT TO RE-ESTABLISH THAT DANNY LIVES HERE, IN TOWN, FOR LATER REASONS, WINK WINK
  3. sorry about the nonzero amount of danny
  4. It took me a solid hour to figure out my own punchline here, before realizing it was Walky trying to excuse his way out of having to wash dishes, because if they’re easy, and you don’t do easy things, then you don’t wash dishes, tadaaaa